Well, since no one else is posting anything...
Resolution: Aziraphale, #1
Team: the Them
Aziraphale's Resolution #1: Spread peace and love and glad tidings of great joy throughout the world. Also try to get out more.
“Crowley, this isn’t funny!”
Judging by the way the demon had to pull over to the road side so that he could burst out laughing -- again -- he disagreed with Aziraphale on this matter. Aziraphale crossed his arms over his chest and emphatically did not pout.
“Whoo.” Crowley wheezed, removing his glasses so that he could wipe his eyes. “Oh angel …mweheeheehee…hahahaha—”
“That’s it.” Aziraphale opened the passenger side door of the Bentley and stormed off towards the bookshop.
“‘Public Nuisance’!” Crowley howled, collapsing sideways in hysterics.
The demon was never going to let him live this down.
ETA: Okay, I feel kind of stupid about this, but how in the name of Manchester am I supposed to make the tag for "aziraphale: resolution 1"?