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Title: A Little Too Competent
Words: 100
Rating: G
Resolution: Crowley's resolution #3
Team: Crowley and Aziraphale



Crowley glared at the television. Simon Cowell flinched in a most uncharacteristic fashion.

“What do you mean they won’t accept it?” he demanded, feeling slightly guilty about haranguing the Seventh Circle’s most junior minion like this. “Those ring tones have inspired more wrath than corrupt politicians this year?”

“I think,” said Simon Cowell in a nervous and inhumanly raspy voice, “that it worked a bit too well.”

“How the fuck could they induce too much wrath?”

“Last month Dagon downloaded the Crazy Frog onto the infernal message service.”

Crowley froze.

“It drove Duke Hastur to discorporate over half his underlings.”
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